I am starting to feel a little sorry for cats.Over the weeks we have seen them in snow, shelves, bowls and even pyjamas! The problem is that is is like car crash TV, you just have t look at the pictures of them! And there is a now a strange new craze that is taken the internet by storm. I bring you the crazy World of cats dressed as sushi…
The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Cats Dressed as Sushi
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10 – “…but I don’t even like ping pong!”
Fact: Sushi traditionalists say the fish should never be raw, nor should it be completely fresh!
9 – “Do I have enough bling on? I would hate to look daft!”
People assume sushi is good for them. In fact, most sushi rolls served are loaded with carbohydrates, sugar, fat, and sodium!
8 – “I have no idea who the wardrobe manger of this set is, but they need to be fired!”
Fact: Inside-out rolls are the mainstay of American sushi and are an American invention. They didn’t exist in Japan until recently, when they were imported from the United States!
7 – ”This doesn’t make my face too flat looking does it? You know I hate that.”
Fact: The mound of wasabi you get at a sushi bar isn’t wasabi at all. Moreover, by mixing it in your soy sauce, you are reducing its potency and offending the chef!
6 – “Can you call my manger this is a mistake, they said this was a cat food advert!”
Fact: Japanese usually eat miso soup not at the beginning of the meal, but at the end—to aid digestion.
5 – “This lobster had better been house trained, or at least have a towel under it!”
Fact: In Japan, an apprentice sushi chef spends two years learning to cook and season the rice, and another three learning to prepare fish, before he is allowed to work behind the sushi bar.
4 – “It is pronounced S.U.S.H.I not C.A.S.H.I, you stupid fool. Get my mum in here NOW!”
Fact: In Japan, women experience discrimination at sushi bars, both as customers and when they try to become chefs.
3 – “….are you sure you know what you are doing? You said this would be artistic!”
Fact: One of the favourite sushi fishes yellowtail is factory farmed like veal and fattened until its muscles disintegrate while it’s still alive.
2 – “Would you like me to knit you a doily?!?”
Fact: The word “sushi” doesn’t refer to fish at all it refers to rice that has been seasoned with vinegar, sugar, and salt.
1 – ”There had better be a rather tasty reward in this bag for making me look like this!”
Fact: Sushi aficionados never look at a menu, seldom use chopsticks, and avoid soy sauce and extra wasabi!
All these ‘sushi cats’ and more can be seen here> http://nekozushi.com/
And all the amazing sushi related facts are from ‘The Story of Sushi’ by Trevor Corson and it is well worth checking out if you want to know loads more> http://www.trevorcorson.com
Filed under: Animals Top 10 Tagged: Cats, Food, Funny
